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腿短的好处

Son: Why are hen\'s legs so short?
Dad: You\'re a fool. If the hen\'s legs were too long, wouldn\'t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
儿子：“为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？”

父亲：“你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了？

神奇的辩解
Lawyer: \"Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?\"
Client: \"After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I\'m beginning to think I didn\'t.\"

律师：“现在你被开释了，你能告诉我真相吗？你真的偷了车吗？”

犯人：“听了你今天早上在法庭神奇的辩解，我开始想我没有偷了。”

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